PJ’s Fun Page
Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blue-berry!
Wonder Dog
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne
Wayne who?
The Wayne is really coming down so
Close the door.
Grandpa
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!
Clayton
Q: 2 monkeys were in a tree. 1 jumps out. Why does the other one jump, too?
A: Monkey see, Monkey do! 🐒🐒
Clayton
Q: What do we have that Adam never had?
A: Ancestors
E.S.
I pray you will spring up and bloom with the flowers. And I ain’t lyin!
Linus
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing you.
ginger
Q: What new crop did the farmer plant?
A: Beets me!
Jack
Q: What did God say when He had created the first 24 hours of light and darkness?
A: "Let's call it a day!"
Levi
HA!
GOD loves you, and that’s ”snow” joke!
PJ
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