PJ’s Fun Page

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Hi PJ Friends!
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Take away his credit card! HA!

Q: If you have a Blue House on the left and a Red House on the right, where is the White House?

A: In Washington, DC

Clayton

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Rita

Rita who?

Rita your Bible. It has a good plan for your life.

Grandpa

Q: Where do penguins keep their money?

A: In a snow bank!

Sarah

Q: What do we have that Adam never had?

A: Ancestors

E.S.

Linus

Why is Jonah and the whale a good story?

Because Jonah was down in the mouth, but he came out all right.

And I ain't lyin!

Linus

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

A: Nice gnawing you.

ginger

Q: What did the mama cow say to her calf?

A: It's pasture bedtime!

Jack

Q: What animal can jump higher than a house?

A: All of them. A house can't jump!

Gage

HA!

 

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GOD loves you, and that’s “snow” joke!

PJ

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